the benefits of technology

here in Brooklyn, or (.whereCouch:object, .whichCouch:object, .whenCouch:number) wherever i am currently occupying temporarily, we understand that technology is very important, in fact it is a necessary part of our lives. i get very irate when unable to check my email or deny friend requests from local thugs, so i know that you understand.

but aside from hooligans and RSS feeds, the technology is good for taking pictures of things! like siamese standpipes and pretend pretend Owens (for those of you unfamiliar with pretend Owen, see also: Real Owen).

so that's what this will be. i am dealing with a heckalottashit right now, and i need a nice meaningful way to expend all this extra hatred for you, your mom, your sister's babysitter, and your family pet. begin fun tomorrow. i make no promises of nudity.