ignore that

i made some art!

please excuse the horrible quality camera phone pictures... i know, atrocious.
but i like pastels and cute girls so enjoy.

oh and if you read this rachel, yes the first one is you.
here we go!

hai2u rachel!

i was having a weird week... oh wait, i still am ;)
bipolar much?
she's french.
it's me! oh surprise, i'm crying.

okay, i am going out to dinner with my friend now. bye bye!

oh hi, i rallied ur trooops

how to rally the troops.
our battles are every day ones! we know not of revolution, but the END TO BOREDOM.
so here are a few ways to get them peoples yarryarr angry (or at least exciteable)


this is dan deacon. he is rallying the philly kids. they dance and get wasted and have fun.
now, pascal's triangle!


just off screen is pied piper. he says, "bunnies come to me, let us poop tiny spherical pellets all through london!"
their weather is bad bunnies, let us make their streets slick with poopies and bunny furs! rawraararars!!!


hear the flute? do not be reluctant!

but...

i hesitate.


the tequila and leaden pants have weighed me down, rendering me incapable of exciteable dances through the woods with molotov cocktails. there is always next week! always more bunnies. look, here is one now.

"oh hi, i didn't see you there"


hehess, it's just your butt, buttykins. but next time.

i'm wide awake it's morning!

i think that i will have to start to listen to a lot of classical music
my nerves are too shot for municipal waste and/or the misfits.
i need to calm down.

i know i am not korean, but i love pachelbel's kanon in D
so here, you listen to it too
voila!
(you can right click to save it)

put it on loop like i do and go
"yay!!"

works everytime

this is therapeudic ladies & gentlemen, try it.

also as promised, baby owen impersonators at search & destroy
(god DAMN you st. mark's)


okay little ones. owen is watching to make sure you are good.

a little interlude

remember

everything
in this life
that we do or say
affects someone, somewhere, something
and that can never be
extinguished
or forgotten
(perhaps forgiven, if not)

so choose carefully
because you never know.

things i like (part 1)

a lot of people

say,
"jess, you hate EVERYTHING. is there ANYTHING you like?"

of course! i like a lot of things.
let me show you them.

(my pokemans)

i really like siamese standpipes

especially when there are two
next to eachother

"look! they're together!"

also they look kinda like boobies ;)

i am a big fan of astoria, queens.

as well as a big fan of carousel horses.
ponies!

i like my bunny "carrot"
a while ago my friend pattie gave him to me
he sleeps in my bed with me

and my firewire cable.

this is the best comic ever! read it read it.


that is all. stay tuned for more :D

the benefits of technology

here in Brooklyn, or (.whereCouch:object, .whichCouch:object, .whenCouch:number) wherever i am currently occupying temporarily, we understand that technology is very important, in fact it is a necessary part of our lives. i get very irate when unable to check my email or deny friend requests from local thugs, so i know that you understand.

but aside from hooligans and RSS feeds, the technology is good for taking pictures of things! like siamese standpipes and pretend pretend Owens (for those of you unfamiliar with pretend Owen, see also: Real Owen).

so that's what this will be. i am dealing with a heckalottashit right now, and i need a nice meaningful way to expend all this extra hatred for you, your mom, your sister's babysitter, and your family pet. begin fun tomorrow. i make no promises of nudity.