oh hi, i rallied ur trooops

how to rally the troops.
our battles are every day ones! we know not of revolution, but the END TO BOREDOM.
so here are a few ways to get them peoples yarryarr angry (or at least exciteable)


this is dan deacon. he is rallying the philly kids. they dance and get wasted and have fun.
now, pascal's triangle!


just off screen is pied piper. he says, "bunnies come to me, let us poop tiny spherical pellets all through london!"
their weather is bad bunnies, let us make their streets slick with poopies and bunny furs! rawraararars!!!


hear the flute? do not be reluctant!

but...

i hesitate.


the tequila and leaden pants have weighed me down, rendering me incapable of exciteable dances through the woods with molotov cocktails. there is always next week! always more bunnies. look, here is one now.

"oh hi, i didn't see you there"


hehess, it's just your butt, buttykins. but next time.

i'm wide awake it's morning!

i think that i will have to start to listen to a lot of classical music
my nerves are too shot for municipal waste and/or the misfits.
i need to calm down.

i know i am not korean, but i love pachelbel's kanon in D
so here, you listen to it too
voila!
(you can right click to save it)

put it on loop like i do and go
"yay!!"

works everytime

this is therapeudic ladies & gentlemen, try it.

also as promised, baby owen impersonators at search & destroy
(god DAMN you st. mark's)


okay little ones. owen is watching to make sure you are good.

a little interlude

remember

everything
in this life
that we do or say
affects someone, somewhere, something
and that can never be
extinguished
or forgotten
(perhaps forgiven, if not)

so choose carefully
because you never know.

things i like (part 1)

a lot of people

say,
"jess, you hate EVERYTHING. is there ANYTHING you like?"

of course! i like a lot of things.
let me show you them.

(my pokemans)

i really like siamese standpipes

especially when there are two
next to eachother

"look! they're together!"

also they look kinda like boobies ;)

i am a big fan of astoria, queens.

as well as a big fan of carousel horses.
ponies!

i like my bunny "carrot"
a while ago my friend pattie gave him to me
he sleeps in my bed with me

and my firewire cable.

this is the best comic ever! read it read it.


that is all. stay tuned for more :D